For a moment, let us imagine Disney’s foray into the death industry.
A sample of the many options:
Package A: Snow White’s glass coffin. Comes with Seven Dwarf mourners to attend your funeral. Must be buried in the Fantasyland section.
Package C: Be buried in an actual retired ride car of your choosing. Burial section must coordinate with ride land.
And if anyone could make death, funerals and burials magical, i’m certain Disney could.