The Evolution Of The Super Bowl Halftime Show

The Evolution Of The Super Bowl Halftime Show

I’m not a sports fan, so on Super Bowl weekend I only get excited for the following reasons. 1-I can eat Doritos without guilt throughout the entire game, because anything you eat during the Super Bowl doesn’t count as real calories. 2-The commercials, and that cute puppy bowl thing. 3-THE HALFTIME SHOW. When thinking about my favorite halftime shows throughout

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How To Make An Acting Reel That Doesn’t Suck

Your fellow actor friend has just excitedly shared their new reel on Instagram or Facebook. You click on the You Tube link and just can’t turn away. But it isn’t because of their glowing talent. It’s because you’ve just witnessed a train wreck of bad editing, acting and sound. Of course, no one wants to be THAT person…the one who

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How Will Women Ever Be Equal To Men If We Keep Taking Their Last Names?

In a world where we fight against men for jobs, equal wages, raises and promotions, it does not seem logical to me that we are complacent about taking on their last names in place of our own. Upon getting engaged, my fiancé and I didn’t even need to discuss whether or not I would change my last name after marriage.

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My Day On Brooklyn Jury Duty. Tips & Survival Guide

I recently got the dreaded notice that I had been summoned to Brooklyn jury duty. Sadly, I missed the El Chapo jury selection by a few weeks, because I could totally have been bribed for good Mexican drugs. Doing your civic duty isn’t easy, so here are some survival tips that I wish I had known before arriving. Your call

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I Wore A Black Dress On My Wedding Day, And I Don’t Regret It.

My wedding day was not the “ best day ever.” It was not as important to me as many of the other things I’ve achieved, and pales in comparison to the things I hope to achieve. I was never a kid who dreamed of my wedding day, and as an adult never wanted one. I’m not a fan of PDA,

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I Miss America

I Miss America

I haven’t written a blog here in forever. When Donald Trump got sworn in on January 20th, it felt like the world was going to end.In a way, I feel like America as we knew it actually did come to an end on January 20th.I cried that day and felt a deep sadness as I mourned for my country.I cringed

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The Mystery of Stephen King’s Halloween Candy

The Mystery of Stephen King’s Halloween Candy

Halloween is my very favorite holiday ever. I love it more than Christmas, The 4th of July, or Thanksgiving. When I was a kid Halloween was a huge deal for me. When I was really little, my Mom always spent many hours hand making my costumes. Usually they were pretty good, accept the one year she dressed me as a

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Harambe; Better Off Dead Than Alive In A Zoo

Harambe; Better Off Dead Than Alive In A Zoo

By now, we’ve all seen the video and stories. A four year old was clearly not being watched by his loser parents, and slipped into the enclosed Gorilla habitat at the Cincinnati Zoo. This kid had time to get through wires, and over a moat before he made contact with the 450 pound endangered gorilla named Harambe. This was well

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Why the Kardashians are smarter than you

Why the Kardashians are smarter than you

The Kardashian family is one of the most hated families on television. Every time their name is brought up on social media thousands of horrible comments follow. These include death wishes, insults, slut shaming and much more. Usually the nastiest comments come from fat people who look like they got run over by a tractor, or faceless internet trolls. I’m

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Could Disney Parks make death as magical as their weddings?

Could Disney Parks make death as magical as their weddings?

In 2016, Disney World announced that aspiring bridezillas all over the work can now plan to have their dream wedding in front of Cinderella’s castle. For just $75,000, you to can pretend to be a Disney Princess, kiss your prince and live happily ever after. So what else do you actually get for this $75,000? Up to 100 people at your

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Life as a Leap Day Baby

Life as a Leap Day Baby

I was born on February 29th-Leap Day. This is a really unique birth date to have and one in which I have a love-hate relationship with. The odds of being a leap day baby are one out of 1,461.  For the math nerds: 1,461 equals 365, or the number of days in the year, times four, plus one for the extra

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This coconut cream pie recipe will give you piegasms

This coconut cream pie recipe will give you piegasms

With Thanksgiving and the holiday season just around the corner, I wanted to share the recipe for my favorite coconut cream pie. I promise, it is so good you will get piegasms. Piegasms are better than real orgasms because of leftovers. The first time I made this pie it knocked my socks off, and i’ve been making it every holiday

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Throwing Away My Scale Helped Me Overcome My Eating Disorder

Throwing Away My Scale Helped Me Overcome My Eating Disorder

I used to be in love with my scale. But then I divorced that mother fucker. During the height of my anorexia, getting on a scale was an obsession. I weighed myself between 50-75 times per day. It started out in a normal “healthy” way, but slowly destroyed my brain like a flesh eating disease. I weighed myself after waking

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Under the rainbow: How the pride flag really began

Under the rainbow: How the pride flag really began

With pride months growing in popularity all over the world, the sight of the rainbow flag is becoming ever more present in today’s society. If you ask the average person what the rainbow flag stands for, they will probably tell you gay rights- or gay pride. But most people have no clue how and when the rainbow flag came to

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The History Of Mother’s Day

The History Of Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day has always been a day that I would prefer to hibernate through. I was raised by a toxic single parent, who put more negative thoughts into my head than good ones. Most people get at least one good parent, but I got gypped on both sides. Don’t get me wrong, i’m grateful my Mom had me, but there

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The Fatherless Daughter Dance

The Fatherless Daughter Dance

Recently, I read about a daughter and mother banned from a father-daughter dance in MO. A protest party was thrown for the little girl to make her feel better. As a kid my Mom took me to a similar type of dance. but instead of getting a party after, I got traumatized. It was the early 90’s and as Valentines Day

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